LYRICS: KINDA (main sections only- for party cast and cameos see after lyrics)

@wolfkier 60 SKULLS
60 sixty skulls on a cemetary wall
On a cold dark night you can hear them all
Singing out their love song
Yesterday I was you, today you wander free
So live each moment like your last,
For tomorrow you'll be me.

@gardeningangel1 PERKY PEPPI'S ANSWERING MACHINE:
Phone Rings.” You've reached Perky Peppi's Pop Up Party Planners If we're not here it's cos we're making someone's special day Perky Peppi paptastic. The next person could be you! Please leave a message and Perky Peppi herself will respond post haste !…” “ I think the nitrous oxide is leaking again!”
(with @davidtaro DID YOU SAY? (Except) and The Body Clocks)

@hmorg A CELEBRATION
A Celebration, A Joyous Occasion

@intoyourlight TOTALLY SAFE
Death is totally safe
My dear
You cannot escape it
You can just delay it.
So take these pills!
I prescribed you this year,
You know,
The small white ones
For your blood pressure.

@dzdandcunfsd WHERE WAS MY HEAD?
"Where was my head, when I brought her that wedding ring?
I got down on one knee for the big wide world to see,
I begged her to be kind cos I'm as simple as a man could be
So she promised anything and then took everything from me. "

@gardeningangel1 BERTHA'S BARFLIES: Sparkling Peachfart
(with The Body Clocks)

@katestantonsings IT'S BERTHA, BITCH!
It's Bertha, Bitch.
Make way for big Bertha.
She's the coolest lady I've ever known.
I have the honor of saying she was my great grandmother.

@nancycunning THE NEW 14
Sixty, it's the new fourteen
Girl, you know what I mean
You're a steam roller, go, go, go
You are the gold digging back hoe, Ho
Pick a card, pick him clean
Happy Birthday, Bertha, you're the queen

@berni1954 HOLLA, BERTHA!
“The Nigerian Prince sings a song for Bertha, but as he never got his cut in any of her Nigerian operations, and she doesn’t speak his language, the words are anything but flattering.” Pourin

@sbs2018 BOLLYWOOD BIRTHDAY PARTY (EXCERPT)
aya ayayaya ayaaya ay -

@davitaro HEY BERTHA!
Hey Bertha, well you're getting kinda old
Reminiscing on your misspent youth
To warm you when you're cold
Hey Bertha, well it really ain't too bad
When you think of all the memories
Of the good times that you had
Hey Bertha, Happy Birthday!

@ferry0123 (with @intoyourlight and @dzdandcunfsd ) PRESENT THE PRESENT
L-L-L-L-L-L-ladies and gentlemen!
Here it comes!
Here it is!
Here comes the present!
Oh yeah!

@sbs2018 BOLLYWOOD BIRTHDAY PARTY (EXCERPT)
aya ayayaya ayaaya ay -

@hmorg THE PARTY MACHIHNE! (EXCERPT)
Who has awakened the party machine?
The party machine is angry!
Party, party, party....

@davidtaro RALPH, THE MYOPIC PIANIST PT1: The funeral march

@sbs2018 AFRICAN BOLLYWOOD DISCO JUNGLE
abway means welcome Bulaka Bulaka (sp?)

@berty38 LOVE IS PRICELESS
You taught me never fall for who I wed
Because forever love is priceless
I smash like and subscribe to that fact.
We know love is worth zero cash

@ferry0123 OVERLOVED (with @anaezia)
If everybody loved everybody all the time
Love all over, love all over, all overloved.

@ambroise DELICIOUS CUT FLOWER
Tu n’as plus l’âge d’être sage
Délicieuse fleur coupée
Répands tes pétales au passage
Et ton parfum d’éternité
TRANSLATION:
You are no longer old enough to be tamed
Delicious cut flower
Spread your petals as you pass
And your perfume of eternity

@eargoggle WONDERING
...and maybe there you are, fumbling in your pocket for your keys as you crack the door to the same Mexican bakery you visit every Friday morning, 'Buenos Dias' you're about to say, wondering if this is all there is, wondering if you should be wondering more, and there she is, behind the counter, belting along to the Heart song about the big fish, and you pay for your rolls and butter and step out onto the sidewalk and close your eyes...

@hmorg THE PARTY MACHIHNE! (EXCERPT)
Who has awakened the party machine?
The party machine is angry!
Party, party, party....

@dzdandcunfzd (with Bandit the Wonderdog) THE GIRL WHO HAS EVERYTHING
What do you get for the girl who has everything
Five cases of schnapps, twenty-four strippers, bucket load of blow, peyote for the trippers.
It's times like these you have to ask yourself
What to get for the woman who has everything?
How about a helluva night of hedonistic pleasures

@nahlej381 HUSKY LOVE (EDIT)
I love you, baby
Husky Lovin' for ya b-day
blow them candles or blow something
weather girl, you make it rain you make it typhoon
be mine forever
shake my stuff up in yo lap
i been naughty give a slap
watch the cheeks clap
as i bring the beat back
let down ya hair and lemme grind up on ya back side
behind that booty got me buzzin like a beehive

@kahlo2013 SIXTY IS THE NEW SEXY
Dance like no one's looking
Sing like no one's hearing
Sixty is the new sexy
Pour the cherry schnapps
Strippers navel first 10 shorts
Let the money fall where it may
Sixty is the new sexy
Happy birthday

THE CHERRY SCHNAPS CREW. (see cast below)

@davidtaro RALPH, THE MYOPIC PIANIST PT2: The wedding march

@sunnymae & @berni1954 EMAIL ME, BABY

@lemonsmokeofficial HAPPY BIRTHDAY
You don’t want to live a normal life
your getting old, but still alive
you drown your liver, fill your lungs
but one step closer ill grab your buns
(happy birthday to you!)

@nahlej381 PARTY DOWN! (EDIT)
these drinks, ya they molotov
sharpen you up like moloko
smokin good hash from morocco
bangin these beats we do hardcore
bertha do the backhoe
rollin a spliff wit tobacco
this party looks like a hard porn
Valhalla can't keep up with us
lhavin the time of our life like all the we have is tonight

MASHUP – Everybody

@davidtaro RALPH, THE MYOPIC PIANIST PT3: HAPPY BIRTHDAY
(with everyone!) :)

@nahlej381 HUSKY LOVE (EDIT)
Happy Birthday to you!

MASHUP – Everybody

@kahlo2013 HAPPY BIRTHDAY BERTHA

it’s your birthday Bertha
show them what you can do
show them your tattoo
take the money and run
you’ve got to have fun
happy birthday Bertha!
@dzdandcunfsd (with @katestantonsings & Bandit the Wonder Dog ) (JUDD RODE SHOTGUN)

Judd rode shotgun with the pony express
Her ass was one that you better not mess.... with
Droppin bandits like hot potatoes
Cross Big Bertha? naw son... no, no, no
OOOOOOOH WOOOOOOW WOOOOOWF.
@dzdandcunfsd (with everyone) THE RIOT SQUAD SEQUENCE

@nahlej381 THE RIOT SQUAD ARRIVED (EDIT)

it's the cops, the pigs, the fuzz, the bacon bits
my thinking is
glitch in the matrix little simulation theory
let's get metaphysical
cosmetologist
rest in peace you little anarchist
exit stage left and steal a kiss
the party ended when the riot squad arrived
but the after party's still alive and that baby really purrs
DaDa Rapper but perhaps cherry schapps and surrealism
aren't your cup of fur
@gardeningangel1 BERTHA'S BARFLIES: Ostriches in the Village
MASHUP
@wolfkier BEAUTY SCHOOL CHORUS
(with @nancycunning x3, @dzdandcunfsd , @nahlej381, @davidtaro, @intoyourlight, @berni1954, @ferry0123, @sunnymae,

You taught them how to primp and preen
You taught them how to make the boys scream
You taught them to be beauty queens
You taught them to (woo woo woo)
Just like you, (woo woo woo) just like you. (woo woo woo) Just like you. (woo woo woo)
You taught them how to woo
And for that we want to thank you.
So, Gimme a B (B)
Gimme an E (E)
Gimme an R (R)
Gimme a T (T,T.T)
Gimme a H A (HA HA HA)
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Beavers!

PARTY ON sequence - everyone.
@davidtaro DID YOU SAY?
Did you say you came here to party
Did you say you came here to dance all night
Did you say you came here to party, party
Come on people, get down and feel alright
MASHUP

@wolfkier, The Body Clocks & all finale , 60SKULLS >B-E-R-T-HA Goooooo Beavers! REPRISE

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CAST OF CAMEO PLAYERS

Cruise Director & Ralph handler: @wolfkier

Ralph, The Myopic Pianist: @davidtaro

Perky Peppi the Party Planner & Bertha's Bar Flies: @gardeningangel1

Some Random Nigerian Prince: @berni1954

The Entire Palm Beach Riot Squad & King Pin Cherry Schnapps Dealer: @dzdandcunfsd

The Party Machine Monster: @hmorg

The DJ: @sbs2018

The Aggrieved Punk Singer: @lemonsmoke

The Stripper: @nahlej381

The Dreamy French Dude: @ambroise

The Beauty School Chorus: @sunnymae, @nahlej381 @kahlo2013, @wolfkier, @dzdandcunfsd , @sbs2018 @ferry0123 @nancycunning @davidtaro @berni1954 Bandit The Wonder Dog.

The Cherry Schnapps Society: @sunnymae, @kahlo2013, @wolfkier, @dzdandcunfsd @sbs2018 @ferry0123 @berni1954 @katestantonsings @nancycunning

The Body Clocks: @sunnymae @intoyourlight @coolparadiso @hmorg Jaio @sbs2018 @katestantonsings @ambroise @ferry0123 @berni1954 @dzdandcunfsd @nancycunning @nahlej381 @anaezia @dzdandcunfsd

The Surprised Surprisers: @berni1954 @sunnymae, @kahlo2013, @katestantonsings @lemonsmoke @dzdandcunfsd @sbs2018 @hmorg

The Happy Birthday Glee Club: @berni1954 @lemonsmoke @kahlo2013 (and wife) @katestantonsings @nancycunning @sbs2018 @nahlej381 @sunnymae @davidtaro @barty38 @ambroise @coolparadiso @hmorg @anaezia @dzdandcunfsd Bandit The Wonderdog

Bertha's Doggo Jed (A Doberman): Bandit The Wonderdog (A "country" dog)

Bandit's make up and grooming: Dr. McGillacuddy

Bandit's Handler: @dzdandcunfsd

Cruise Director's Handlers and Emotional Support Team: @dzdandcunfsd @ferry0123

+ No myopic pianists were harmed during this production +

+ Please drink responsibly +

RIP @popgun